#onlyindxb

Watching all the girls in line for Cavalli Club

If I ask my waiter to change something on the menu

When HSBC randomly blocks my credit card and I have to call customer service

When I see a bad driver and realize they have Abu Dhabi plates

When my friends invite me to shisha

But after I take my first puff:

When people walk past me at Reem Al Bawadi

When I found out Madonna was coming to the UAE

But when I found out tickets were sold out 5 minutes later

when tourists block the bridge from Dubai Mall to Souk Al Bahar

When a driver passes me and gets caught by the speed radar

But when it happens to me: 

When I fly out of Terminal 3

But if it’s out of Terminal 1

And out of Sharjah: